name change kit Tired of secondary screenings?  Change your name

It’s come to this:

A Quebec businessman whose name is one of the many that have erroneously landed on the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s flight passenger watch list has decided to change his name to avoid lengthy security hassles at the airport.

Mario Labbé, an executive with a Montreal-based record company, says his Canadian passport triggers a red alert on the computers of U.S. customs agents every time he tries to board a flight to the U.S. — which is about once a month for the past seven years.

“I was pulled aside in a room … and you have to wait your turn to finally be released,” Labbé said. “An hour, an hour and a half, two hours, whatever it is after. Once I was caught in Miami like that for six hours.
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security wrote a letter to Labbé in 2004, saying he had been placed on their watch list after falling victim to identity theft. At the time, the department said there was no way for his name to be removed.

Although Labbé wrote letters to the U.S. department, his efforts were in vain, prompting him to legally change his name.

“So now, my official name is François Mario Labbé,” he said.
Although it’s not a big change from Mario Labbé, he said it’s been enough to foil the U.S. customs computers.

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There’s no way a terrorist would change their name to avoid scrutiny is there?… Nahhhhh…

Proving once again that name identification is a pointless exercise in airport-level security screening.

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4 Responses to “Tired of secondary screenings? Change your name”

  1. Sammi Jones Says:

    Wow, why didnt I ever think of that! Doh!

  2. SpudgeBoy Says:

    All of this “security” is just a perception to make the average Joe think they are safer. They are not.

    Not to mention that with every penny being wasted on this stuff, doesn’t matter, because airplanes aren’t the only way of causing terrorism.

  3. irspariah Says:

    Another tactic would be for all travelers to make sure that they violate at least one inane benchmark for tripping buzzers and whistles at all security check points. The system would grind to a halt and, out of necessity, the level at which warnings would be triggered would have to be readjusted upwards. Unfortunately, people are so dweebish and clueless this is not about to happen any time soon.

  4. Matthew Says:

    Wow this is great I have been looking to change my name. lol I just opened a candy company

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