Upgrades and Downgrades — April 2, 2008 — Lawsuits, condoms, and the demise of the ghetto upgrade

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Upgraded: Evidence that airlines are unwilling to break the status quo
The Air Transport Association, fresh off its successful lawsuit that overturned the Passenger Bill of Rights in New York, is threatening to sue the Department of Transportation over the proposed introduction of congestion pricing at the busiest U.S. airports. The airlines will do what they can to stop the proposal, they say. So what’s the airlines’ solution to overbooked airports? Cue the crickets…

Upgraded: Olympic condoms
With the summer games coming up, Chinese hotels are stocking up on condoms. Yes, really. “The condoms shall not be used as evidence of prostitution and whoring.” Well thank goodness! But will they be found in the minibar?

Downgraded: Commemorative British Airways newsletters
Upgraded: FedEx

Five years, and billions of capital spent, and the Terminal 5 fiasco at London Heathrow continues to be a headache for all involved. Last week’s grand opening of the posh new terminal was marred by the now well-publicized luggage handling failure. 20,000 checked bags still need to be reunited with their owners, and British Airways is calling in the cavalry: FedEx. Another reason that BA has decided to scrap a commemorative in-house newsletter celebrating the terminal opening.

Upgraded: Single travelers in Delta coach
Downgraded: Ghetto upgraders

Delta is buying Thompson Solutions’ “Cozy Suites” for its widebody jets, to be installed in 2010. The seats are a little odd, with a staggered configuration with no two people sitting precisely next to each other. More armrest space is one perk with this approach. Good for solo travelers, bad for couples and families. But even worse for anyone hoping to get a “ghetto upgrade” — an entire row of seats to oneself, allowing you to lift the armrests and stretch across. It’s also somewhat reminiscent of the alternating forward-backward-forward seating that was floated just about a year ago. But it’s thinking differently, and I like that. (via Cranky)

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3 Responses to “Upgrades and Downgrades — April 2, 2008 — Lawsuits, condoms, and the demise of the ghetto upgrade”

  1. DJ says:

    The seats are a neat idea, but how do you get out from the window seat to the aisle? Looks hard to get out of if your not under 125 pounds!

  2. Andy says:

    How often is the ghetto upgrade these days? I keep flying in high season now that the kids are in school…

  3. Nicholas Barnard says:

    ahh… the Ghetto upgrade. I used to get it all the time when US Air flew DC-9/F-100s between PIT and BGM. Alas, now a days that is all eJets and such, and well I don’t live there anymore..

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