Insert airline food joke here
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How to add injury to insult: Five United Airlines employees at O’Hare Airport, who were working on the Thanksgiving holiday, seemingly got food poisoning from the airline-sponsored turkey dinner.
The likely culprit? Turkey that didn’t “smell quite right.”
(The airline-food joke is just too easy. It’s just sitting there. You’re thinking it, I know.)
On the bright side, perhaps the employees will get worker’s comp as well as overtime. Whoo.
It was a well-meant gesture on the company’s part, and an effort to mend fences with a thoroughly disgruntled group of employees. Well-played.
Despite their nausea, three of the five nauseous employees returned to work. Something tells me they weren’t picking at the leftovers in the staff lounge later that day.
(Thanks to reader J!)
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