Upgrades and Downgrades — March 14, 2007 — Pool chair hogs, confiscated liquor, no-frills hotels, and inflight movies

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pool-chairs.jpgUpgraded: Poolside chairs
Honestly, this isn’t something I’ve ever struggled with, but at some resorts, pool chairs are at a premium. The result: Squatters. People actually get up crazy early to lay claim to their chairs. Now, hotels are fighting back against the “chair hogs.” Some have a waiting list. At others, you sacrifice your seat if you’re out of your seat for an hour. At the Peninsula Hotel in Bangkok, you only have a measly 15 minutes. That seems a bit aggressive. Better not actually swim!

Downgraded: Booze
This just breaks my heart: From October to January, the TSA at Miami Airport confiscated NINE TONS of liquids in containers exceeding 3 ounces. Primarily liquor and perfume. And that’s just at Miami Airport. So much booze, much of it purchased at duty free shops in the Caribbean, sitting in a storage locker, with no one to drink it. This is a national tragedy. I weep. Folks: If you’re arriving in the US and connecting to a domestic flight, you have to put your duty free liquor in the checked luggage. Or simply not buy it. Stupid, stupid, stupid, I know.

Upgraded: No frills hotels
If no-frills flying is your cup of tea, then why not bring the discount airline vibe to your lodging? From the folks who brought you EasyJet and EasyCruise, the EasyHotel concept is expanding. Perhaps we’ll see it go the other direction someday. Motel 6 Airlines, anyone? (Or would that be Air 6?)

Upgraded: Movies on planes
It wasn’t just my impression: Airlines really are putting more unedited movies into the rotation. But it’s not just on the individually-controlled in-seat TVs, it’s hitting the old-school projectors, too. The key snippet, with a quote from United: “Since September, United has loosened its restrictions on what types of movies can be shown on jets equipped with overhead screens, which all passengers can see. When the airline played ‘Little Miss Sunshine’ in the fall, an R movie with some ear-curling rants by Alan Arkin, ‘We got a tremendous amount of positive feedback,’ Kovick said.”

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3 Responses to “Upgrades and Downgrades — March 14, 2007 — Pool chair hogs, confiscated liquor, no-frills hotels, and inflight movies”

  1. Benet Wilson says:

    I was weeping at my desk with you when I read this, Mark. the good news is that ICAO knows that this is a world-wide problem. The bad news is it may take until the end of the year to get all the world’s policies in synch on the carriage of duty-free booze. But I’ll take your good advice on my trip to Canada next month. We’re just about out of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Grand Marinier…

  2. havemycake says:

    little miss sunshine is a hellva lot better than jersy girl. maybe if airlines publicize their in-flight entertainment options, it would actually even influence your choice of airline…

  3. Bill Lapcevic says:

    Sure, except that this past week they were showing Casino Royale 007 on United from BOS to SFO. They cut the last 30 minutes of the movie!! They ended the movie when james Bond’s girlfriend died. But missed the part where he basically became James Bond, tracked down his girlfriend’s killer/boss and said his famous “Bond, James Bond”. I looked up and said…wait a minute…thats not how the movie ends!!

    People around me had no idea because they were seeing the film for the first time.

    Boo United. At least show the ending of the movie!

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