News for travelers who like to pick up a bottle of hooch or perfume at the duty-free shop:

The International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) is trying to standardize airport rules around the world, making it universally legal for people who buy liquids after security. Benet Wilson reports:

ICAO recommends that member countries allow duty-free liquids that have been packed in a sealed plastic bag that is tamper-proof and shows proof of purchase at an airport shop or aboard an aircraft on the day of departure. And best of all? ICAO wants the new recommendations to cover departing and transferring passengers.

A good start, indeed. Anything that lets you buy things at an airport and then actually carry them on a plane is good in my book.

Related:
- Duty free liquids allowed on board, except when they’re not
- Update: Munich Airport responds to questions about its duty free policy
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Your baby is da bomb
Woman puts infant grandson through TSA security screening machine at LAX. But was the diaper considered a liquid?

Late flight? Ka-ching!
Flying to Delhi? The local consumer commission has imposed new rules on airlines, requiring them to pay fines of 10,000 to 20,000 rupees (US$225 to $450, approximately) per passenger for delayed flights. The catch? The fine is only payable if the flight is delayed due to poor customer service, including “poor maintenance.” Regular maintenance, such as a plane requiring a new tire, doesn’t count. Something tells me there won’t be too many payouts…

The winner isn’t me
I was not the 100 millionth passenger to pass through a New York area airport yesterday. Shucks. The winner, a Taiwanese woman, “was lavished with flowers and gifts including airline tickets, gift certificates, a Tiffany crystal apple, passes to city museums, cookbooks, tickets to Broadway shows, hotel accommodations and tickets to a New York Mets game.” Umm, the Mets aren’t playing right now. Maybe the airline tickets she won can be used to fly back for a game. They might have also considered buying her a suitcase for the extra crap she won. And maybe they should pay her excess luggage fee, while we’re at it.

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Two observations, as I’m looking at my boarding passes for my flight to Newark, just a couple hours away.

First, the 100 millionth passenger of 2006 lands at one of the New York airports (JFK, LGA, or EWR) today. Boy, I sure hope I’m the lucky winner. Imagine the perks!

Second, and more relevant to the boarding passes: I’m flying United today, but I’m reminded of a recent US Airways flight, and how those boarding passes differed. Those were also printed at home after online check-in, but they lacked a barcode. Here’s one:

I don’t fly US Airways much, so I honestly thought there must be some kind of error, and that the TSA or the airline would give me a hard time. I even asked a US Airways employee if the boarding pass looked okay, because it seemed so… half-assed. The image quality was crap, the print was tiny, and there was no barcode. Security? Ha! Anyone could forge this thing, even without Christopher Soghoian’s fake boarding pass generator. But she said it was fine, and she gave me one of those “is this guy nuts” looks. Good enough!

I suppose US Airways prefers people-power, manually entering passenger data into the computer to check passengers in, to technology.

Tim Winship stumps for United’s new points-for-discounts scheme, and he’s right to do so. (He’s wrong to once again advise cashing in miles for restaurant.com certificates, but that’s a horse I’ve flogged before.)

The new option allows Mileage Plus members to convert 1000 miles into a $25 discount e-certificate, usable only on united.com. The terms of the voucher are pretty broad, but your entire itinerary needs to be on United — no codeshares. Only tickets in G (government fares) and K (relatively rare ultra-deep discount fares) are prohibited. I’ve never had the pleasure of buying either one, so I don’t think I’ll miss the ability to book those fares.

Converting 1000 miles into $25 makes your miles worth 2.5 cents each. Very solid value, and thumbs up from me.

Converting 5000 miles only gets you $75 of credit — 1.5 cents per mile — so you’re penalized for wanting more of a cash discount. An okay value, but I’ll pass.

Now you have to hope that the certificate you buy can actually be redeemed at its face value. Since it’s an e-certificate, you should be alright. But beware the paper certificate option.

The irony is that your purchased ticket generates more miles. You’re not getting rid of that mileage balance just yet, tough guy!

In an age when airlines are toying with the idea of charging a fee for a seat assignment, it’s nice to see a hotel chain moving in the opposite direction.

Hilton’s Homewood Suites will be offering guests the opportunity to book a specific room in their hotels. You view a layout map, like the one below, and click on the room you want. No getting stuck next to the elevator again!

As USA Today’s Kitty Bean Yancey reports, the pick-your-room feature will roll out slowly:

Suite Selection will launch in phases in 2007. At first, it’ll be available only to Hilton Diamond and Gold HHonors members and only at select Homewoods. But the plan is to have all hotels online by the end of 2007 and open up the view-a-floorplan-and-choose-a-room feature to anyone who completes a profile.

It’s a great idea. And I hope other hotels follow soon. Heck, what took them so long?

The Technicolor Hulk of Hospitality
It’s official: It’s no longer just a multi-color assault on the senses. The Guinness Book of World Records declares the First World Hotel in Genting, Malaysia, to be the largest hotel in the world. The complex clocks in at 6118 rooms — blowing away the previous record of 5005 rooms held by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Personally, I find nothing appealing about staying in a hotel the size of a small town. Bigger does not mean better. And the TripAdvisor reviews aren’t exactly stellar.

United Airlines is for the birds, literally
The Chicago Tribune’s headline pretty much says it all: “Bird flying south for winter … on United.” The lucky vulture is flying in cargo, though, unlike the turkey pardoned by the president at Thanksgiving, who flew first class (also on United, incidentally) on its way to Disneyland.

Airline penalized for cheap fares
The Chinese government fined budget startup Spring Airlines for violating price controls by selling tickets for 1 yuan (~13 American cents). No Ryanair for you, China!