Flying this weekend? Stuck in a middle seat? If your travels take you through Atlanta, Columbus, Dallas-Fort Worth, Houston (both Hobby and IAH), New York-LaGuardia, Phoenix, or Seattle, you are eligible for a free (though not exactly Biggie-sized) $1 gift card from Wendy’s.

The idea is cute, since being in a middle seat stinks. Fattening you up won’t make the return flight any more comfortable, though.

Besides: won’t someone please think of the long-suffering regional-jet passengers? Though they’re not in middle seats, they deserve treats, too… Who will rise to the challenge?

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