Archive for September, 2006

Hertz insults our environmental intelligence with their “Green” collection

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Hertz is rolling out a “Green Collection” of rental vehicles, with some fanfare, but I’m not impressed.

The company is touting models with EPA highway ratings of 28 or more miles per gallon, with models like Toyota Camry, Ford Fusion, Buick LaCrosse, and Hyundai Sonata on the list.

Where are the hybrids? Heck, where are the non-hybrid cars with really decent gas mileage, like a Honda Civic?

The Buick LaCrosse gets 19 mpg in the city, and 27 on the highway, according to the EPA’s own site, FuelEconomy.gov. 19. Nine-frickin’-teen miles per gallon is not green.

This is a pathetic attempt to appeal to Americans’ increasing unease about the price of gas. A real green offering would be welcome, but this isn’t it.

Related:
- Incentives for adding hybrid cars to your travel plans

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FREE T-Mobile HotSpot access for 30 days


Now through December 31, 2007, you can use this link to get 30 days of FREE T-Mobile HotSpot wi-fi access within the United States. Use it in most Starbucks, Borders, FedEx Kinko’s, Hyatt hotels, Red Roof Inns, and the airline clubs of American, Delta, United and US Airways. A full list of locations is here. Depending on the plan you choose at signup, you may need to call back to cancel. (You could choose the pay-as-you-go plan, which would incur no further charges, unless of course you use the service beyond the 30-day window.)

Not ready for primetime: MyWetStuff.com goes live… sorta.


Two weeks ago, I mentioned the launch of MyWetStuff.com, the site that promises to deliver trial sized personal care liquids to your destination, so you can leave the liquids at home and avoid checking-in your suitcase. Sounds great, right?

The site launched today. With travel of my own coming up on Thursday, I thought I’d give it a whirl.

Lower your expectations.

Though it’s launched, many pages (such as the FAQ) are not up and running. It’s very much a site under construction.

Early birds to the site are eligible to receive $15 in free goods. Which is great, except the shipping charge for my 9-item test shopping cart came to $13.20. That’s some expensive mini-toothpaste.

Orders require at least 4 days’ advance notice in order to be processed. For that kind of shipping charge, you’d expect a little bit faster processing.

Further, the first actual shipping date that the site will accept is September 29. Buy today, but wait over three weeks for your goods?

Finally, when you enter your shipping information, there’s not enough room on the form for useful details, like hotel or company name. One line for name, one for address. I imagine most users of the site would be staying in a hotel, so you’d better hope your name is short: your name and the hotel’s name need to fit into a 32-character field.

With established competitors like drugstore.com ready to ship the goods, and with brick-and-mortar stores located across the country, this site is looking like it’s a nonstarter in its current form. Great idea, but questionable execution.

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Short hops — September 5, 2006

Belgians terrorized by inflight warblings of Bonnie Tyler
Bonnie Tyler is apparently a threat to your inflight security. The singer, whose sound always seemed to me like a cross between Meat Loaf and Kim Carnes, busted out the 1980s classic “Total Eclipse of the Heart” a cappella onboard a flight from Paris to Mauritius. “‘I was asleep in First Class. The stewardess came and said the co-pilot was retiring. And they asked me would I sing to him. They were having a bit of a party,’ Tyler said.” (First problem: Why is a flight attendant waking up a sleeping passenger, for any reason!? And to sing a song? Jeez!)

Now some passengers (rumored to be oh-so-nefarious Belgians) are suing the airline, because they were “traumatized by the experience and had feared for their safety during the celebration.” Tyler was not charged in the incident. Singing a song is a threat to security?? Apparently these Belgians have never flown Southwest! Some of those flight attendant-led inflight songs are begging for a lawsuit… (via Gary Leff)

Can’t find good help anymore? Blame the airlines!
20,000 prospective housekeepers can’t get to Saudi Arabia, to clean their future employers’ increasingly messy homes, because airlines don’t have enough empty seats to transport the maids from their homes in Indonesia, Sri Lanka, and the Phillippines.

Paging “Monk”: Inflight personal care devices for the obsessive-compulsive
I stumbled across this on Amazon.com and thought it must be a joke. It’s not. The Plane Clean Air Filter attaches to the air nozzles over your seat, and the company claims it “removes 99.5% of all allergens, bacteria and viruses from your air stream.” Which would be brilliant…except that 150 other people’s nozzles are blowing air without filters, and you’re all breathing the same air. You’re in an ecosystem, people, not hooked up to a ventilator. However, if you’re suffering from OCD or just want a snappy conversation starter, you can buy it here.

First passengers on the A380
The ultra-mega-jumbo jet Airbus A380 has been flying around Europe with a full load of passengers on board, and not just test pilots, to see how the overall customer experience actually looks in practice. However, they’re using Airbus employees, who aren’t necessarily unbiased participants.

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Early entrant for “Forbidden Words 2007″: Mancation

Hotels have been marketing to women for a while now, and spa vacations are selling well. So what are hoteliers preparing as vacations for groups of men? Mancations!

At the Wild Dunes Resort in Isle of Palms, S.C., the “Dudes on the Dunes” package includes a round of golf and an in-room poker game with snacks and beer from $1,250 per person for two nights. The Marquis Los Cabos Resort in Los Cabos, Mexico, includes surfing lessons, golf, poker, cigars, beer, chips and guacamole in its man-themed package from $490 a night.

Making bachelor parties an annual affair? Brilliant. But $1250 per person? For a poker game in your room? Is the hotel’s description leaving out some, err, entertainment that’s taking place in the room at that rate?

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Reader mail: I don’t care where I go, it just has to be cheap

Reader AJ writes in. His question:

I would like to find an airfare search engine where I can put in an airport and see:

a) Where all the direct flights go and the prices for each.
b) specify “Europe” or “Asia” and see the best prices to countries in those regions.

Why you ask?
We frequently travel last minute, and frequently we do not care where we go, we just like to go. So if we have 5 days with nothing to do and want to go someplace, anyplace, in Europe it would be handy to see what the lowest price option is.

First off, I admire your flexibility, AJ. Way to go.

Your first criterion, finding only the nonstop flights from a particular departure point, is tough. Some search engines will let you specify nonstops only when you’re searching specific dates, but I can’t find a nonstop limitation on any of the broad, flexible searches I’m familiar with. (Other readers are invited to chime in with suggestions in comments!)

As for looking for the cheapest flight for ultra-flexible destinations, you’re in luck:
The two best options right now are offered by FareCompare and Mobissimo. Travelocity offers an option for domestic travel. ITA Software has a solution, too, but it requires more work and is not as flexible on dates. Here’s the breakdown:

- FareCompare offers a flexible destination search through their “Destination Deal Maps” in the middle of the page. Click on the continent you want, and a list of fares will appear. Clicking on a fare shows you the dates eligible for the fare. Pick a date, then an airline, and the system checks seat availability. FareCompare doesn’t sell tickets, so you’re directed to one of the major online agencies to close the deal.

- Airfare aggregator Mobissimo also offers a search like this, bizarrely located in the “activity search” tab. After selecting your departure point, you can select the desired continent from the pulldown. It’s odd to see “Europe” or “Africa/Middle East” listed as an “activity” right alongside “beaches,” “gambling,” or “opera houses.” But hey, the search works. Like FareCompare, Mobissimo doesn’t sell tickets, but directs you to the seller.

- Both FareCompare and Mobissimo effectively mirror Travelocity’s Dream Maps in format. But Travelocity recently neutered this tool for international travel searches. It still works well for domestic searches, and the site sells tickets directly. (The flexible international search was taken down because the fares didn’t include the fuel surcharges. See here for an explanation.)

- One final idea would be to use ITA Software’s search. ITA’s search requires you to input destinations, but it allows you to string a number of options together. For example, you could enter your departure city, then add a boatload of contending city names or codes to the destination field in the form. Say you’re interested in going to Europe, you could enter something like “ams;fra;par;lhr;dub;mad;cph;ath;rom” — a string of European cities’ airport codes, separated by semicolons. Then widen the destination search by using the pulldown menu to include any airport within 300 miles. Then click “more options” and uncheck “allow airport changes,” to make sure you arrive and depart the same city. That will pull in a LOT of destinations for the dates you want. ITA doesn’t sell tickets, and doesn’t point you to a seller — take your pick.

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Airport security: HOT.

In the spirit of HotOrNot.com, someone has devised BombOrNot.com, the mock tutorial for a budding airport security officer. See how well you do! Fun for hours! (Well, or at least a minute or so, until the same photos start coming up again…)

(via BoingBoing)

TSA: No further installation of puffer machines at US airports

I’ve only been selected to pass through the so-called puffer machines once since the TSA started installing the explosives-detection machines across America nearly a year ago. But the odds of walking through one of those machines aren’t going up, either.

According to a new report in the New York Times, the TSA has halted its rollout of the puffer machines. Apparently, they don’t work as well in practice as the TSA initially thought they would when testing them in lab.

I like the IDEA of the puffer machines, which are meant to test for traces of explosive chemicals on your body, but if the system doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. I’m glad to see the government isn’t spending any more money (and travelers’ time) on them.

But the article raises a number of disturbing issues about the TSA’s relationship with technology. Ineffective solutions were generally allowed to survive, new tech wasn’t tested as intended to be implemented, and improvements/tweaks to existing procedures were ignored. Repeatedly, recommendations from research weren’t implemented in practice. For example:

…after providing a $5.3 million grant to two companies for software to speed up and increase the accuracy of 650 machines to inspect checked baggage, the T.S.A. has yet to make the changes to the machines.

Sigh. Faster, and more effective, by tweaking the software. And it hasn’t been done.

Go read the whole thing, as they say.

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…and more business class fare sales

The business class deals keep rolling in. Up next: Continental.

The cheapest:
Newark to London-Gatwick, $1141 roundtrip including all taxes. Great fare for business class.

But Continental has also upped the ante for leisure travelers by offering these fares during the peak holiday travel season, and including a range of other cities besides London. See here for the broader sale details. Purchase by October 25, travel must be completed by January 11.

(thanks to reader Craig!)

Related:
- Attention Atlanta: British Airways joins business class fare sale
- Delta: New York-London in business class for $1141 ROUND TRIP including taxes
- First class for less than coach?

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Attention Atlanta: British Airways joins business class fare war to London

British Airways, apparently offended by Delta’s crazy-low business class airfares from New York to London, is matching the fare from Delta’s Atlanta hub. Atlanta to London-Gatwick in BA’s excellent business class is available on select dates for as low as $1271 round trip, including all taxes. (I found this fare on Orbitz with the arbitrary dates January 22 and 31.) The coach fares are similar to Delta’s New York fares, too.

One quirk of BA’s business class (”Club World“) is that half the seats face forward, while half face backward. See the layout here.

(thanks to reader Tom!)

Do airlines’ most frequent flyers deserve shorter security lines?

tsa-inspector.jpgIf you’ve traveled to a major hub airport, you’ve probably seen (or used) separate “elite” security lines. Two weeks ago, the Washington post offered an editorial opposing the existence of these separate lines. On Tuesday, USA Today picked up the thread. The WaPo summarized the argument against the VIP lines in the context of the new security rules:

Most air travelers took the beefed-up security — and the occasionally interminable waits that followed — in stride. First- and business-class passengers in most airports, on the other hand, didn’t have to. As usual, higher-class passengers skipped most of the security queues at hubs such as Dulles and Los Angeles international airports. That’s hardly fair.
We understand why travelers in first class and business get preferential treatment in airline baggage lines; it’s one of the perks they pay for. Checked baggage handling is a service that airlines elect to provide, and they can administer it however they see fit. But does the same logic extend to an official public service? When security alerts […] bring hassle and delay, it shouldn’t be only the travelers with coach seats who have to sacrifice their time to ensure the safety of American aviation.

The argument that essential government-provided services shouldn’t be doled out by class is a powerful one. But while I think of myself as a pretty egalitarian guy, I’m going on record in defense of elitism in this case. Hear me out.

For starters, the TSA is not to blame for this. It’s the airlines and the airports that control who gets in line, and how. Once they reach the front of the line, the government’s screeners take over. So the government absolves itself of responsiblity. The question remains if airports and airlines should divide the lines into elites and non-elites. I say yes.

For starters, it’s not just business and first class passengers who use the elite lines, when these lines even exist. (Not all airports have them; USA Today listed most American airports with the lines at the bottom of their article.) It’s predominantly the airlines’ most frequent flyers — the people flying 25,000 or more miles per year — who use these lines. Sometimes on cheap fares. They might be flying in first, sure, but they’re very, very often in coach. More importantly, most people in the elite line have had their butts in seats a lot more than the occasional traveler. They tend to be business travelers who have to fly, not leisure travelers who want to fly. The line is a perk, but it’s a perk that’s earned by spending a lot more time walking through magnetometers.

Having such lines is a smart business decision, not a matter of security. These passengers are the airlines’ best customers, and they’re rewarded with the option of special lines. Like a bank that offers a line for business clients, or the Home Depot with its contractors-only line, airlines want to make sure the best customers get the least hassle. Keeping these passengers happy (or at least happier) keeps airlines in business for the rest of the traveling public. Tick frequent flyers off enough, and they’ll do what they can to avoid traveling. (Online meetings, driving, etc.)

Once they’re in the TSA’s hands, elites aren’t hassled less, frisked more gently, or allowed any latitude in security. No. The best they get is a shorter wait for the same exact security treatment.

And elite lines aren’t even always the shortest lines. At O’Hare’s Terminal 1, where I have the privilege of using one such elite line, I often opt to use the smaller security checkpoint near the hallway connecting to Terminal 2. It’s often got no line at all, and it’s open to everyone, elite or not. (See here for a partial list of similar security checkpoint shortcuts.) And if the elite line is empty, “regular” passengers fill the gap.

This sort of predisposition toward elites at airports isn’t limited to the United States. In fact, in some cases overseas the frequent flyers in coach are screwed, too, and it’s truly just a matter of first class getting the royal treatment: At London’s Heathrow Airport, passengers in business or first class get a “Fast Track” golden ticket that lets you cut the line for passport controls.

Other airports are introducing automated traveler registries, like “Privium” at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport. A retinal scan confirms your identity, no further questions are asked, and off you go. But you still pass through metal detectors, and your luggage is scanned.

Critics of a class division in America’s airports might consider reserving their ire for TSA’s Registered Traveler Program. Orlando’s airport offers one such program, called “Clear,” which gives you faster access to the TSA’s metal detectors, in exchange for a background check and fingerprinting. No one gets a free pass through security, either, just a shorter line. But the program is approved by the TSA: in this instance, the government IS offering faster access to security for those who pay for it.

(Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t really get the appeal of the Registered Travel Program. Since the program is aimed at people who fly a lot, and those are usually elite-level frequent flyers, isn’t a program like “Clear” redundant if an airport already has an elite line for security?)

In any case, Tim Winship is right that the far more important issue is getting the speed and efficacy of airport security fixed — for everyone.

But until then, elite lines are fine with me.

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