Tired of the TSA Man keeping you dehydrated? Angry that you can’t savor the flavor of that triple shot venti decaf latte no-foam with pink sugar that you grabbed on your way to the airport? Or just looking to make the security checkpoint fun again?

Dr. Vino points the way to the Beer Belly — more subtle than a hat with straws heading up to a pair of cans, but just as prohibited.

If a rubber flask worn under your garments is too risky for you, cheer up: Duty free liquor is legal again, though under strict new rules.

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1. Upgrade: Travel Better » Blog Archive » Short hops — March 9, 2007 — A380 sweepstakes, liquid smuggling, daylight savings trouble, and the 13th floor Says:
   March 9th, 2007 at 10:57 am

   [...] Upgraded: Surreptitious beverage transportation for ladies You may recall the Beer Belly, the under-your-clothes beverage bladder that upgrades six-pack abs to a full case. It’s essentially a CamelBak undergarment, and most certainly a violation of the TSA’s 3-ounce cutoff for liquids and gels, and your fast-track ticket to a cavity search. But until recently, it the liquid smuggling business was a man’s world. Now, in a celebration of gender equality, there’s a similar product for women, with the beverage storage slightly higher on the torso: The Wine Rack. (via Thrillist; thanks Dr. Vino!) [...]

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